Honestly Darling, you really are the most graceless, dim-witted pumpkin I ever met.
There doesn't seem to be much of consistent plan in the Treasury. Action, counter-action, reaction, inaction. Order, counter-order, disorder.
I will make my personal position clear, I like the idea of raising the lower threshold for income tax. It is simple to execute, costs nothing to administer, needs no forms and helps the lowest paid most. And I'm not talking about a couple of hundred quid either I think it should be increased by thousands.
So why am I not jumping for joy at Alistair Darlings latest emergency statement to the house? There are many reasons.
It is an unplanned, un-costed, knee-jerk reaction to a problem created by his now boss. It is too little, too late. It is clearly designed to shore up Brown's position as PM and avoid a humiliating defeat in Crewe and Nantwich. And most of all it looks as if it is a one year only fix.
We should not forget that the scrapping of the 10p tax band was a cynical move to pay for a cut in the basic rate, just to wrong foot the Conservatives. This is little better.
Until Labour stop spinning for short term political advantage they will be doomed. I would love to just let them get on with it but they are screwing up the lives of millions of people in the process and I can't just sit back and let that happen.